How to murder

  • Step 1: put the knife right in
  • Step 2: take the knife on out
  • Step 3: put the knife back in
  • Step 4: and twist it all about
  • Step 5: do the hokey pokey and he's probably dead.

"You were the gawky one," he corrected, "Lee was the reckless one, Zu was the cute one, and I was the wise one." 

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peircethebvbjackie:

•BISEXUALITY IS NOT A PHASE

•FEMINISM IS NOT ABOUT BEING BETTER THAN MEN

•RAPE IS NOT ENJOYABLE

•SEXUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE

•ANXIETY IS NOT “CUTE”

•EATING DISORDERS ARE NOT A BODY TYPE

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

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reblog if your name isn’t Hans.

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kintrafim:

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immortal-goldfish:

skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because hans cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

I couldn’t not reblog…

3,531,544 non-Han’s

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Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.

I like this because one of my best friends is named Hans.

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

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xaldien:

loganmcowen:

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

"You’d be surprised", said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely "men can’t be raped" anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

Yowch, disgusting.

I’m glad my followers are infinitely more classy than that.  Depraved and perverted, sure, but classy none the less.

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"Well, I think it’s safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined."

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You showed me something that I couldn’t see

You opened my eyes and you made me believe

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