itscherryamber:

amurrrka:

peace-love-sex-music:

STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.

VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.

PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL

THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN

WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS

HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.

WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.

Spread the word! Maybe one or two boys might actually get it.

(via happy-healthy-and-fit)

manninq:

icingpacket:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

id like to take a moment to add some of my favorite names according to the aggressive tag contributions

  • otter pops
  • freezies
  • frozen sticks of shit
  • ice noodles
  • fruity color tubes
  • ouchie pouchies

(via thatgeekyclaw)

actuallydoge:

Welcome to the first annual tumblr games

(Source: floeette, via in--amore)